Do you know of any positive way to tell which of Gordon Brown's eyes is the glass one?

Question

Is it the one with the Glint of Humour?

Is it the one with the Mischievous Twinkle?

Is it the one with the Light of Love for the English?

Is it the one with the trickle of Windolene below it?

How do you think you can identify the glass one?

Answer 1

its the one he can't see out of. Oh wait a minute, that;s both.

Answer 2

Apart from your personality, do you have a physical impairment we could take the p**s out of.

Answer 3

Both of them, the way he's been looking at things lately! Aye lassie OR Gordon Sees wi glass eyes,speaks wi forked tongue, dances a highland fling at Pm's question times, supports Raith Rovers, but his wee mammy luvs him. Who next please?

Everything is temporary in this material world, even uncle Gordon and his glass eye. The soul of Gordon will live on! Just like auntie Maggie T has been haunting us since she left. Whoopee we're all gonna die. and come back again. Wonder who'll be the PM when I come back in my next life?? OOH! hope he's better than what we got the noo. Take care. ah didnae vote anyway so you canny blame me. Gouranga

Answer 4

No idea - do you know which leg is the wooden one ?

Answer 5

Aha Glasshopper .....it's the one with the glazed look of desperation.

Answer 6

Don't know, but I'm sure you will appreciate this link.

Answer 7

It's the one that's been keeping an eye on the economy. Seriously, he is said to have a glass eye, but I am not sure that he has. I know that it was damaged in a rugby match.

Answer 8

It's his third eye, mostly only on show in the bathroom.

Answer 9

That's easy ! It's the one that shows a little sympathy in it .

Answer 10

Glass eyes do not move, nor do they dialate in bright lights.

Answer 11

No, its the one in his pants!!!