Do you know the difference?

Question

Distinction between 'Guts' and 'Balls'.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really

now the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed

below...

*GUTS *- is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you

still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?'

*BALLS* - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling

of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the

butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking of course, there is no difference in the outcome,

since both ultimately result in death.

Answer 1

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

Answer 2

very good

Answer 3

Either way, the guy was very very very drunk.....lol...good one

Answer 4

I tries the *BALLS* thing one night, Mrs GB was not amused, and I spent the next day at A&E !

Answer 5

balls makes them feel like a bad a**

when they say it

Answer 6

Very good :-)  Thanks for the laugh!

Answer 7

Haha! Good one, thanks!

Answer 8

That made me laugh...star for you!

<3

Answer 9

LMFAO! Thanks for the laugh ;)

Answer 10

Haha, that was funny.

Answer 11

i learn something new every day. ;o)

Answer 12

LMAO HAHAHAHHA ONCE AGAIN *

Answer 13

thanks for clearing that up :)

Answer 14

hahah they dont have balls or guts,  they just  lack  BRAINS....as they are right out of their tree!!! #@ lol

Answer 15

ha ha ha brilliant,have another star,

Answer 16

Dang, That guy ain't gonna have balls when his wife's done with him

Answer 17

Very good indeedy! x