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Do you know these golfing trems?

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A few Golfing Terms!

Off the tee:

A Gerry Adams - Provisional

Bunker play:

An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

An Eva Braun - Picked up in the bunker

Ball striking:

A Michael Barrymore - a long iron

A Wilfred Bramble - a thin iron

A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make over the water....

An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

A Russell Grant - a fat iron

A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise not bad at all

A Rodney King - over-clubbed

An O.J. Simpson - got away with it

A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good

A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be

A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner

A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner

Putting:

A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

A Brazilian (AKA A gynaecologist) - Shaved the hole

A Rio Ferdinand - Lipped out

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  1. I did not know these terms, the are very interesting


  2. Very good how about a skull could it be called a Vin for Vin Scully

  3. A Politician,Sod the game, let's get back to the clubhouse to see if there are any freebies going.

  4. Very good.

  5. You forgot the Monica...all lip and no hole.

  6. Ha ha ha.!!!

    Does are Excellent, going to print for my golfing buddies, lol.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    Cheers for a laugh.!!

  7. Wow, that's a lot!  The only one I coud add doesn't have a person's name:

    A "titty-l****r" shot....it opens up the hole....

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