Mummy mummy what's for dinner?..Shut up and get back in the oven.
MM what's a L*****n...Ask your father, she'll know.
MM my mouth is bleeding...Shut up c*nt-face.
MM why do I keep turning round and round...Shut up or I'll nail the other foot to the floor
MM I hate daddy's guts...Well leave them on the side of your plate.
MM my egg isn't fresh..of course it is, eat it up...Mummy..can I leave the beak?
and finally..
Mummy, I want to go for a wee..OK I'll take you now.
Can't grandma take me...why grandma?
Her hand shakes.
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