Do you like basketball? And have you seen me play?

Question

What do you think of my performance?

Answer 1

Yes. You used to be a great player. Now i dont think you're so good.

Answer 2

I dont like you

and yes I have seen you play

oh and I love basketball

Answer 3

yes i love basketball and i love the mavs. no i have not seen you play.

Answer 4

Dude, ur creepy! I'll have nightmares tonight!

Yes, I love b-ball! I don't like u at all! Why did u have to throw Sasha on the floor in the finals? Man, I hate u!

Answer 5

stupid

Answer 6

You're not funny man

Answer 7

yah..i love basketball..and yah i have seen you play and your an ok player

Answer 8

Yes and no. i hate the clippers, Celtics, and people that try to be funny.

Answer 9

"Sam I Am" man what up, you alright in my book!!!!!!!

Answer 10

I love basketball- it's half of my life.

Now lets all just pretend that this is actually Sam Cassell. Yes I have seen you play (mainly in the past season as a Celtic). When you and PJ arrived in Boston, I couldnt bring myself to like either of you. PJ eventually grew on me, but your alien looking self did not. Now, even though your NBA Fundamentals- Mid Range did help me, you still have a freakishly deep voice for a small man and you mumble thus rendering you incoherent at times.

Now to your actual game. Your a 39 year old point guard out of Florida State University. You have two championship rings with the Houston Rockets from 1995 and 1996, and one from this past season as the backup (sometimes third string point guard behind Eddie House). You once got an 8 second penalty during the 2006 playoffs against the Phoenix Suns with 29.8 seconds left in the game while tied at 101 a piece. Now I know there was a timeout and you thought the shotclock was reset, but you were smiling at Raja Bell while taking up the ball- thats a major no-no Sammy even in high school (what? they didn't teach you that in Baltimore?). You had a few good years, like in 2001 when you scored your career high in points (40) versus the Bulls and won the Fleer Shootout. Or in 2003-2004 when you were named to the All-NBA Second Team, All-Interview Second Team, voted into the All-Star Game, and led the Minnesotta Timberwolves to the Western Conference Finals.

Not gonna lie, I'm not a fan of yours and I hope you don't return to the Celtics. But i'll give you some credit- you turned out to be a better player than the person who was picked in the same 1993 NBA draft you were- Shawn Bradley.

Answer 11

yes and yes u is okay. retire old man!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 12

yes i play. yes i have seen you play. You suck at basketball, and your not funny