Do you like blonde jokes ?

Question

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a blonde farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the woman is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the blonde and asks her, "Ah excuse me miss , but what are you doing?" The blonde replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field."

Answer 1

Yes I do. This one isn't bad for a beginner.

Answer 2

heeheehee haahaahaa hoohoohoo

(wipes away a tear)

Answer 3

lol

that was really funny

this made my day

got any more jokes?

thank you :]

Answer 4

Yes, I do. Try this one:

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death at the drive-in movies?

They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Answer 5

lol..;.a new one!

Answer 6

hehehe i like it

Answer 7

hahahahahaahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

Answer 8

kwl, how about this...

a blond walks into a hardware store and says i'd like that tv plz, the bloke says sorry i don't sell 2 blondes. next day she comes bak with her hair dyed black and says the same thing and she gats the same answer, the next day she comes back with her hair dyed brown, same question, same reply. next day she comes back with her hair dyed blue (oddly enough) and says i'd like that tv up there plz!, and he says sorry i don't sell 2 blondes, she says " how do you know i'm a blond all the time", and he says

"see that tv up there, its a microwave"

haha

OLI

OLI

Answer 9

Ah dont buddy I dont no if it because im stoned,pissed or just gobsmacked but I love it ha ha

Great One     ;-)

Star 4 U

Answer 10

LOL I looove blonde jokes (to answer ur question) have a star you deserve it for sure!

Answer 11

ha ha lol

2 blondes where getting ready for a trip to disney world so they gassed up the car bought there food for the trip they had to travel umm about 200 miles to get to disney world well after about 8 hours of driving they finnally got there they got pissed off when they saw a sign saying disney left so they turned around in went home ahahahahahah :) ava06  

  

Answer 12

bad pun

Answer 13

haha

Answer 14

Love'em.  And so do my blonde mom, daughter-in-law, cousins, pastor's wife and their sons.  Of course, it doesn't have to be blonde, and some are stupid, but the good ones are usually great.

Answer 15

ha ha ha ha~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is that true ~~!!!!!!!!!!!! lolzz

Answer 16

haha .. thats a good one (:

a brunette woman has twins a baby girl and a baby boy, when shes just about to name them she slips into a coma. her blonde half sister names the new-borns. the brunette mom wakes up and the doctor tells her that he got her sister to name her babies.

what did she call the girl?

Denice

thats nice, and the boy?

Denephew

LOL

Answer 17

No.

Answer 18

Good one

Answer 19

haha i bet that yahoo answers 've deleted some of ur jokes  coz " it's not a question" so u started puttin a QUESTION in ur title..for any joke :D

like..

do u like long jokes?

do u like robot jokes?

do u like blondE jokes?

Answer 20

funny :D

Answer 21

Not funny! Blondes are fun!!! x