Do you like deathbed jokes ?

Question

Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, Jake, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and roused her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly.

"My darling Jake," she whispered.

"Hush, my love," he said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk." But she was insistent.

"Jake," she said in her tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Jake. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Jake. I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father."

Jake mustered a pained smile and stroked her hand. "Hush now Becky, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," he said. "Why do you think I poisoned you?"

Answer 1

funny and cruel all in one, excellent!

Answer 2

Ha funny!

Answer 3

Now that was just plain out cruel...but it was funny...

Good job!!!

Answer 4

Very good!

Answer 5

ha ha ha~~!!!!!!!!!

sweet revenge~~!!!!!!!!poison love~~!!!!!!! lolzzz

Answer 6

I heard it earlier

A pastor at a frontier church ended a stirring sermon with, "All those who want to go to heaven, put up your hands!"

Everybody enthusiastically raised their hands.... everybody except a grizzled old cowboy who had been slouching against the door post at the back of the room.

All heads turned as he sauntered up to the front, spurs jangling and said, "Preacher, that was too easy. How do you know if these folks are serious? I can guarantee to prove who really means it and who don't!"

Bemused the preacher said, "Ok, stranger, go ahead and put the faith of these good people to the test. Ask them anything you want."

At that, the cowpoke pulled his twin six-shooters, turned to the audience and said, "Alright... who wants to go heaven... raise your hands!"

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Joe was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passers by pulled him from the wreck and revived him.

Joe began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics.

Later, when Joe was calm, they asked him why he struggled so.

Joe said, "I remembered the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing sign. Turns out somebody was standing in front of the 'S' on the 'Shell' sign."

Answer 7

Heard it before but it's still great!

Answer 8

That was emotional and hilarious all in one.

Im going to give you a star on my way out!!!!

Peace!

Answer 9

OMG!! I can't believe it! a very good twist in the tail!

Answer 10

Funny lol.

Answer 11

Good one!

Answer 12

Nice one :)

Answer 13

LMAO HAHAHHAHAHA FUNNIEST JOKE TODAY...10/10 and u get a *