Do you like husband and wife jokes ?

Question

> > Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while

> > his wife is lying in bed reading.

> >

> > Man says: "This is the pig I have s*x with when

> > you've got a headache."

> > Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a

> > sheep."

> > Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to

> > the sheep."

Answer 1

thats awesome

Answer 2

hehe : )

Answer 3

lol

Answer 4

Yes here´s another.....

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.

"HA!" he snorted. "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair on your chest!"

On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and thrust her pubic area forward, "There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me the d**n coat!"

"That's not your chest!" he roars back.

"d**n right it's my chest!" she argued. "Before we got married, this was your hope chest. On our honeymoon it was your treasure chest. Afterwards it became our family chest....AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT...IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!"

Answer 5

that was funny...

Answer 6

ouch harsh lol

Answer 7

That was somewhat funny but not too original. By the second line, I could already predict how it was going to end.

Answer 8

hilarious! :P

Answer 9

funny :D

i knew what was coming from the 2nd line, but i still read on & laughed :D

Answer 10

HA HA Ha ha ha, good one!