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Do you like jokes with a naughty twist? If not, don't read please!

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• A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town.

He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

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  1. lol. theres a blonde joke kinda like that. a blonde takes her clothes to the dry cleaner and tells the clerk that she wants them drycleaned. the clerk doesnt hear her well and says "come again?". the blonde blushes and says, "no its just mustard this time." i cracked up.


  2. o i get it haha that was pretty good haha!!!!

  3. Um I read that twice and I don't really get it... oh well. i am an unsmartie.

  4. right...

  5. Good Joke             9/10

  6. A really good golden oldie, great stuff, keep it up...!

  7. It was  good sassy doesn't get it she must a bit slow

  8. Ah the comedic art of Puns, hilarious!

  9. HA HA lol nice 1 keep up the good stuff

  10. I get it but its not funny!!!!!! sorry

  11. LOL

    that was funny!

  12. great friend .. a star for the both of them from me  

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