Do you like me just love the west cost Irish accent ?

Question

This made me laugh, and try doing it with a West coast Irish accent.........

In a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a

petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The

attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner

completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Good mornin' to yerz, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a

quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does

so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of

everything

Answer 1

As a resident in the West of Ireland, this joke makes me chuckle every time I hear it!  lol...thanks!

Answer 2

Lol. That is so funny! When hubby comes back from the store I'm going to show him this post. He will laugh his butt off. Thanks Suzie. here is a star for you.  Poppy

Answer 3

This is top notch Susie and I am still laughing, several min. later.  i really enjoyed this one.  THANKS

Answer 4

I like it and your question made me laugh.  hahahaha

Answer 5

An Irishman went to apply for a job at a construction site.

The foreman asked him, "Can you brew tea?"

The Irishman said, "Yes."

"Good," said the foreman. "Can you drive a forklift?"

"Why?" asked the Irishman. "Just how big is the teapot?"

Answer 6

Now that's funny.

Answer 7

'Tis a glad day he weren't in a Jaguar Motor Car...those oil drippin's wood surely be easy to follow!