Do you like my construction worker poem ?

Question

Slaving at work

lifting heavy loads

using every muscle

while the butt lets slip embarrassing farts explode!

which foreshadows the dropping of loud bombs

in front of the porta potty slobs

while the slow leak of gas stinks out the area

i feel sorry for every construction worker in america

Answer 1

A Frank conversation:

Gastank Frank: "This jobs a breeze"

Hardhat Harry: "yeah, I wish we had some right now"

Answer 2

In wind and rain and hail

they turn up without fail

Construction worker heroes

Bunch of Hairy wierdoes.

With bum cleaveage displayed

To prim proper ladies dismay

the reason they cant know

is when flatulent farts blow

the buttock channel made

and so proudly displayed

channels up and back

the stink from their bum crack

Gas quickly blasts up and out

and does not hang about

Except in the porta Loos

where sit they to drink their booze

read papers peruse p**n

till time for work has gone

And please remember fine

They f**t most of the time.

Answer 3

That must be quite a union you work for!  I bet they opt out of overtime if you are working!

Answer 4

No, not at all.

Answer 5

This is bloody fantastic! You have a rare talent. Oh my, this is just so evocative!