Do you like my fast food poem?

Question

burger deluxe

for around a buck

and then i get home

and rip a f**t

from all the grease in

the fries

followed by a cherry pie

you expected this to pass?

why'd you let me eat there

if you didn't want to deal

with my gas?

nothing like a night of loven

but don't lift the sheets

you'll open up the dutch oven

silent butt deadly,

frank the gas tank

Answer 1

Haah wow

Answer 2

i am speechless.....

Answer 3

haha that's funny and sooo true for a lot of people

Answer 4

Don't quit your day job.

Answer 5

wow that should be published

Answer 6

pretty funny

Answer 7

This is very funny!

Answer 8

Yeah...Um, thanks to you Frank the Farting Wordsmith... I'll get greasy, grossy, gassy images the next time i drive pass Mc Donalds. Don't think i'll be buying those burgers and fries anytime soon...till the day i finally get over those images you conveyed through this poem. I feel like vomiting right away. Great job!

Answer 9

that was funny

keep the name

Answer 10

Wow......

You certainly have a way with words.

I love it!!

Thank you for the laugh.

Nice:)

Answer 11

haha, that's great

Answer 12

Kinda.  It is VERY original.

Don't give up your day job.

:-)

Answer 13

And I was just about to make a burger!  Tofu anyone?

Answer 14

Beautiful. Simply beautiful. I get the same feeling when I eat choclate cake. Yum.