Do you like my poem about farts? ?

Question

fabreeze in couch cushions

to eliminate odors from gas

from grease in the past

who's exit doesn't require any pushing

rotten odors

in every seat

you've ruined ever

cushion

because arby's is what you eat

then at work

you feel like a jerk

when you sit on the can

trying to be a man

cuz you can't put any soul

into those farts you rip

that reverberate out of the bowl.

frank

Answer 1

I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as that!

Answer 2

LMAO!!

Answer 3

frank, you are so clever. Now write one about burps.

Answer 4

try incorporating these ideas and phrases:

"grease pouch"  

"leather donut"

"meat wallet"

"bursting your gravy sack"

"beef curtains",

"hot pocket"

Answer 5

I think your poem is a gas

Answer 6

I wrote one about belching once...

something like:

You belched in my ear.

You're drinking a beer.

You belched in my ear

And then call me "Dear."

You belched in my ear

Maybe you're q***r.

You belched in my ear.

(I used to write a lot of rhymey poetry)