I'd develope my own opinions,
not leave it a task for my minions,
and everyone's who's sane
would vote for me
the White House would be for me
if I only had a brain.
I would not make deals with slum lords
or speak any angry words
to tear the country apart
I wouldn't attack Sara
and I'd be a lot less scary
if I only had a heart.
I'd go up against Fox TV,
maybe even Sean Hannity,
give him what he deserves.
Aw, what does it matter?
I'd go up against rouge dictators,
if I only had the nerve.
I'd develope my own opinions,
not leave it a task for my minions,
and from California to Maine
all 57 states would elect me 3 times
and this whole country would be mine
if I only had a brain.
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