Do you like silly poems?

Question

An Ode to On-line Dating

by Jonni F

Surfing the web,

late one night

I came across

a curious site.

"We'll hook you up,

We'll find your mate-

fill out this form,

then simply wait"

How tall are you?

Do you go to church?

What do you like?

Now just hit search...

The perfect soul mates

came on line.

First Bigbad d**k..

(now, he was fine).

Then came Joe, then Sam, then Mike,

I told them all to take a hike.

Then Jack and Greg and Al and Bob,

(too bad that no one had a job)

Refreshed the screen,

hit search again,

just look at this display of men!

Don't think I want one more repeat,

so maybe, I'll just hit "delete".

Answer 1

you are fantastic poet

that one just got laugh on my face

:) :) :) ha ha  haa

Answer 2

not very respectful

Answer 3

A great pen, refreshing and all to true!  Have you tried E Harmony though, they claim to match the best! lol  

Answer 4

Beeeutiful ! Well put, and funny as the naked truth 'd be. Missed Ur poems, Jonnie. Nice to have U back.

Answer 5

Good plan, good writing!!!!!

Answer 6

A very funny poem, well-written. The Internet is the contemporary bar. In both places, searchers must be wary.

Answer 7

This is hilarious!

I would never have the guts to do an on-line dating service.

Answer 8

you're a really good poet/ writer ,      you should thinnk of writing short stories for children.  

Answer 9

hahaha! Very funny...

Answer 10

Wow, you are so...oo creative n brilliant. You poem is so practical n refreshing. I like it. Hope you could write some more... thanks.