Do you like stories with a naughty adult twist ?? then this ones for you!!?

Question

the sausage and the cat

one day a small cat was sitting hungry by a river when a small chipolata sausage came flowing past....

the cat used his paw to get the chipolata and managed to not even get it wet.

The cat was happy!

The next day the day was equally as hungry when a larger sausage came flowing past in the river….

the cat dipped its paw in to get the sausage and only got its paw marginally wet.

the cat was happy!

The next day the cat was absolutely starving when a massive Frankfurt whopper came flowing past….

the cat dipped his paw in to get it but fell in! However the cat retrieved the sausage and was happy….

the moral of the story is.............the bigger the sausage....the wetter the p@ssy!

Answer 1

that's a good one {pale face}

Answer 2

Good one, and yes, you still have a grey face.

Answer 3

thats not that funny

Answer 4

Im afraid you still have a grey face, good one

Answer 5

I'm sorry, but I'm too busy laughing to check out your avatar, this is simply stupendous, great stuff...!

Answer 6

that is a really good joke , it certaintly made me laugh :)

and yes unfortunately there is still a grey face as your avatar , no rose :) x

Answer 7

u still hv a grey face & de joke is SICK!

*SICK; hilarious.