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Do you like these are they funny or true ?

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't

need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife

can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and

love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not

try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men

are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he

doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,

and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new

argument

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  1. these all are true as well as funny!


  2. Random!!!  

  3. LOL

    All are funny

    Some are true.

  4. they aren't necessarily funny but they are very true

  5. I think they are both funny and true!  Once again you made me hurt with laughter!!  Thanks for the morning joke, as always I loved it!

  6. i luve ur jokes  

  7. lol good ones :) !!!

  8. A woman has the last word in any argument.

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new

    argument

    That is by far my favorite part.

  9. Well I thought they were true and funny.

  10. They are so true! and funny!

  11. so true but so funny

  12. lol

  13. ha ha ha!!! so true indeed!!!  

  14. lol all very true

  15. hmmmmmmmm

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