A Husband and Wife are Shopping. The Man picks up a Crate of Beer and puts it in the Trolley.
"What do you think you're doing.?" asks the Wife:
They're on offer, only £10.00 for 12 cans.He explains.
"Put them back,we can't afford them".She insists, and they carry on Shopping.
A Few Aisles later,the Wife picks up a jar of £20.00 face cream,and puts it in the Trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the Man.
"It's my Face Cream, it makes me look Beautiful."she says.
So the Man replies:
"SO DO 12 CANS OF BEER.........AND THEY'RE ONLY HALF THE F**ING PRICE!"
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