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Question

this man wanted a pet so decided to go to the local petstore, he got talking to the store manager and said "look, i dont want traditional pets like cats or dogs, i want sumthing different, so the manager said "well its the usual in here im afraid , cats digs rabbits etc, but hang on a minute, i do have something , follow me" so he takes the man in to the office where the manager proceeds to open his desk drawer and says" i do have this" peering inside the little matchbox he sees before him the man replies "its a centipede" i will take it" so off he goes home and when he gets in he, places the match box on the kitchen table, after a litttle lunch the man opens the box and says to the centipede"im going down the pub for an hour would you like to come too?" he gets no reply, so he leaves it for a bit, then he peers in side the box again and says "look im going down the pub i would like you to come with me" still no reply, so he leaves it for another half hour , and hes thinking to himself, i dont know i think i might have got myself a bit tied having a pet, so he peers inside the box again and says" right! this is the last time im gonna ask you are you coming to the pub or not? the centipede angrily shouts back " hang on for christ sakes im putting my bloody boots on"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

lmaosh lol

loved it hanaboo

very cute

x x x

Answer 2

I give it a 7

Answer 3

I'm too impatient to wait that long for the punchline- 6

Answer 4

hahahahahahahahahaaaaa

Answer 5

That's brilliant!

Highlight of my evening, thanks for posting that!  

Answer 6

That joke is so old, about 3 people have told it to me in the past year or so. Its still good the first time you hear it though

Answer 7

Yes, I'll give you a 10.

Answer 8

I went to the pet shop and asked to buy some Wasps?

The bloke there said they didn't sell wasps........

But I knew he was lying.........

Cos they had some in the window!

Answer 9

o-kay. i'd say a 7 on a 1-10 scale

Answer 10

I did like this!!! 7.5 maybe 8  

Answer 11

Lol that is quite funny, u've made my boring day in work a bit more exciting!!

Answer 12

Hahahaha nice one.

Answer 13

i didnt c that coming so im giving it a 10 i luv that joke

Answer 14

8/10....Good one ! Thanks.

Answer 15

Rate : Average; 5 in a scale of 1 to 10.

This one on centipede pops to my mind:

" If a centipede starts thinking which leg to move first, it can't move at all & it will be where it is!"

Answer 16

Hehehehehe.............still smiling, even though I have heard it before it still raises a chuckle.   10/10   xx

Answer 17

you forget to mention it was a talking centipede, and very rare!!!! Old old, old...........

Answer 18

Oh My God! That was outrageously funny!  LMAO!  Rated 9+/10!!!.

Answer 19

i liked that on not bad.actually LOL! 7/10

Answer 20

very funny, nice one

Answer 21

HA Ha I got a laugh, here's a star!

Answer 22

well done mum ill give u a 8/10 on that 1!!!!!

Answer 23

THANKS A LOT FOR  THE JOKE! LOVED IT! STAR FR U!

Have a good day!

Regards

Amal

Answer 24

now come on boo  ive known u a long time and we both no thats not the best u can do 7/10  

Answer 25

hahahaha thts mint