Do you like this joke?

Question

John, a 12 year old boy was about to play a practical joke on his next door friend Jimmie. He took a 2 inch pickle that fit into his nose and shoved it up a nostral. Then he went over to Jimmie's house.

"Help Jimmie, I have stuck a pickle up my nose.It's all wet with boogers but it won't slide out."

Just then John blew his nose and the mucus covered pickle shot out onto the table.

Jimmie reached over and popped it in his mouth. Making a terrible face he declared "That's awful! You had a DILL pickle in your nose, and I only like sweet ones."

Answer 1

not good sorry!

Answer 2

um no..

Answer 3

uh no go get a bath !!!!!!

Answer 4

this and the other joke about dating are seriously so lame

Answer 5

Sorry, but no. Here's one you can tell that might get a few laughs though........

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down the front of his pants. The bartender says "isn't that uncomfortable?!" and the pirate says "Aye! It's been driving me nuts all day!"

Get it? 'Cause "me" could also mean "my" in pirate talk?!

Answer 6

its not funny, honestly