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Why did the the man stare at a can of frozen orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why was the man proud for finishing a puzzle in only six months?

The box said "2 to 4 years!"

Why does Erap keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

Why does the man like a BMW better than a Volkswagen?

He can spell BMW.

Why did the man tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

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They're alright.
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The jokes are okay.
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I've heard these a lot of times before, especially the first, second, and last one. But here's a star for you anyway!!!
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corny, but funny!
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i liked 1 2 3 5
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lol there ok
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Yes. They are funny but I have heard them before.
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Gee, how clever. You replaced the word 'blonde' with the word 'man'. I imagine you feminazi sisters are so proud of you for thinking that up all by your lonesome.
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haha yeah

a few of them are a little cheesy but theyre pretty decent
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Jokes 1, 2, and 5 were my favorites.
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hahah those are good!
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clever.
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good ones!!
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Lame.
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ehh...they're kinda cheesy, but they're okay....For the first one, u should make it a blonde instead..(no offense to any out there)
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Not bad, BABY! I have a couple for you.
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nope sorry
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I did like all of the jokes. They were funny.
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they are all pretty cheesy

but i like the second and last one

the first one is really old
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There cool but the bmw one isnt that great. Just my honest opinion. The reast are cool.
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There funny but not like ha ha funny or like rolling on the floor.
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They are better as blonde jokes!!
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Those were funny but played out.
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Old.

Old.

Eh, kind of stupid.

Decent.

Stupid.
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I liked 1 &2 in particular
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They're your standard pun jokes, but they're good if you enjoy that sort of thing. :)
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HEH!
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I like the last one lol.
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didn't get the third one
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kick him in the shinkick him in the shin
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