Do you really trust morticians?

Question

I heard of a man who liked having intercourse with dead females when he worked as a mortician and was caught and sent to prison. I know there are some really demented individuals out there but this is about as "sick" as you can get. I guess a relative found him having relations with his dead wife. Have you heard of anything so sick in your life?

Answer 1

Another great argument for cremation and having your ashes thrown to the sea . . .

Other advantages:

You are no longer wasting space.

Noone can KO your tombstone.

No chance of grave robbery.

Little to no possibility of ground contamination.

Your relatives can go to the ocean instead of the creepy cemetary to visit you.

Its less of a financial burdern on your family.

JUST AN OBSERVATION - I AM NOT IN THE DEATH INDUSTRY.

Answer 2

I think you should focus on more positive things.

Answer 3

I worked at a funeral home for several years. I have never heard of such a thing, other than some bizzare stories on T.V.  Every mortician and every person that works in the business, that I know of, is extremely proffessional. The deceased is treated with the utmost respect and dignity. Very often, there's tears, even though we never knew the person. I often think of the people I "prepared".We find out about their lives from their friends and family. I have often wished that I had known them. Do not think of this again.

Answer 4

I have "heard" of a lot of things, does that make them true?  No.  Do you realize that 99% of morticians/funeral directors are the most professional, caring and well respected individuals?  We take our work very seriously, and we have no reason to have s*x with the dead, we are perfectly normal human beings with normal families.  Just because we work with the dead does NOT mean we are weird and demented, it just means we have a special gift.  A gift that enables us to help people through a difficult time.  Google necrophelia and you will see just how RARE it really is.

Answer 5

Check out an IFC film, "Kissed." It's about a girl mortician who does that.