Do you remember when ?

Question

A computer was something on TV

From a science fiction show

A window was something you hated to clean....

And RAM was the cousin of a goat.....

MEG was the name of my girlfriend

And GIG was your middle finger upright

Now they all mean different things

And that really MEGA bytes

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age

A CD was a bank account

And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy

You hoped nobody found out

Compress was something you did to the garbage

Not something you did to a file

And if you unzipped anything in public

You'd be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a backup happened to your commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife

Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home

And a virus was the flu

I guess i'll stick to my pad and paper

And the memory in my head

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash

But when it happens they wish they were dead

Answer 1

I like that.

Answer 2

sweet

Answer 3

That's great.

Have a star :-)

Answer 4

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Answer 5

No!

and the first  and third lines dont rythm neever!

Iambic pentameter incognito poetico!

Answer 6

Cool

Bill Gates Rules!!!!!!!!!

Star   *

;-)

Answer 7

Computer humour eh? Top that, Bill Bailey.

Answer 8

thats so cool did u write it yourself?

Answer 9

Wow, that's really good and so true!