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Do you sometimes look around and wonder?

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THERE I WAS, MINDING

MY OWN BUSINESS

“You there!

You,

with the smile on your face!

You be funny,

in time and space,

with comedy

right in the place!

Right!

Frikken!

Now!

Yes!

I’m talking to you, dipshiit!”

Well, I was surely taken aback

by such an introduction. I had no

idea what the man was talking about.

“Don’t just stand there,

the cameras are rolling!”

I looked around to see if I had somehow

missed the sign reading STAGE DOOR.

Honestly, I was simply trying

to cash in my chips.

The man then grabbed me by the shirt

and flung me onto the main stage.

I was not ready with stand-up, so I tried

for some slapstick…and the crowd went WILD!

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  1. Sometimes just the confused, hunted, haunted look on our face is incredibly funny. It took Woody Allen a long way before he even said a single word!

    I don't look around and wonder, instead I look up and remember.


  2. Apparently, most comedians are shy and reserved and would rather hide than be on stage. Looks like you had no choice.

  3. very interesting.I liked it. =)

  4. i like

  5. I like this! Really well thought out and well written, bravo!!

  6. ok, I confess it...I like the 3 stooges, especially when they do "Hamlet"...

  7. Alright Groucho, light your cigar, I won't tell!  Funny.

  8. "La Comedie Humaine," is often a tragedy. In French, the word is often used ironically.

  9. Was the man's name Gabriel?  Did he have this long  white dress thing on?  Did he have like wing things sprouting from his shoulder blades? If yes - you've seen your future fate.  

    (cash in your chips.....see....you mustn't use lines like that unless you really, really mean it)

  10. Reality based, perhaps?

    FUNNY!

    *EDIT: This poem is vaguely familiar to me...Have I seen it before?

  11. I am happy to just let this flow through me. Trying to interpret it is of absolutelty no use whatsoever. Sometimes ya gotta go with the vibe. That is one cool "performance" poem.

    Stand up and be counted brother! Make em laugh.

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