Do you think I'll get any responses to my ad?

Question

I placed a classified ad in my church magazine that says "Discreet relationships, call ***-***-****." It's a morality test, and a great way to meet so called "moral" prudish married women. Nothing is better than a woman who needs to release that nasty side on a guy who just wants to use her. Hopefully my wife, moo moo lovins doesn't answer the ad, that would be disgusting.

Answer 1

Disgusting would be her Mother answering the ad :)

Answer 2

Nothing is better than a woman who needs to release that nasty side on a guy who just wants to use her.\

Amen love, amen.

Answer 3

Why stay married if you want to be with other women?   Just get a divorce and then you could do whatever you wanted without sneaking around.

Answer 4

I am in the presence of genius.

btw- would you tell my wife to call?

She has not been home since she answered your previous ad.

On second thought, perhaps I should thank you.

Answer 5

hahaha moo moo lovins

Answer 6

Yeah someone just like you might answer it a low down no excuse for living jerk.Find something better to do with your time.if you're going to down grade your wife why even be with her.She deserves better than you.SCUM!!!!!

Answer 7

No dear, it is you that is disgusting.

Answer 8

You actually go to church?

Oh Frank, the prudish church ladies couldn't handle the Beans:)

Answer 9

Im sure the pastor will call ya.  

Answer 10

CAREFUL FRANK!

I already tried this, it's how i first met the moo moo.

better take down the ad quick!

Answer 11

A church magazine let you post that?!!!!  You can't be serious!

Answer 12

I'm not sure what type of rejoinders you will have but I wish you good luck with all that bro.  If you get too many replies, kick a little over my way.  And if your wife is on the reply list, I'll take care of her.  I've got a few special moves I've been holding in reserve for a special occasion.  I might bust them out on her.  Oh, and I'll video document it all too.