Do you think I could beat your mom in a fight ?

Question

Im male.

5'5 129lbs.

I think i could take your mom in a fist fight, what you think?

Answer 1

My mom? No way! She practiced judo, had a black belt in Taekwondo back when she was in college, then practiced Shaolin Wushu with me for a long time, and now she's doing Tai'Chi. With all the Tai'Chi skills she has now along with her Qi Gong, there is no way you can take her down in a fist fight. She'll get you onto the ground the moment you throw your fist out!

Not only does she have more experience, but she probably has better balance and flexibility from practicing Yoga as well. Not to mention, she's shorter than you. So it makes it easier for her to attack you.

Answer 2

Since you've asked this question, you've already shown that my mom would whoop your a**.

And any other mom out there too.

Answer 3

Maybe; but I have a cat that will kick your butt.  He kicks mine when we fight for the couch man; those claws are deadly!

Answer 4

Dude, my mom's 5'4" and weighs like 110 lbs. soaking wet. And she'd still beat you like a redheaded stepchild.

Answer 5

No way.  My mom is Cris Cyborg Justino.  She's 5 ft 7 and 140 and would beat you till you cried.  

Yeah - my mom's ugly, but tell her that to her face...

Here's a link to her homepage:

Answer 6

My Mom could think you out of existence.

Than you should fall down and eat dirt.