Do you think I could get a side gig as a fainter catcher during tonight's Obama Show?

Question

I would wander the crowd and look for those about to faint, then move in and grab them before they hit the hard floor. Should I charge by the fainter or a flat fee for all the fainters I can catch?

Answer 1

I'm laughing so hard I have tears running down my face with this question.  LOL  I think you should charge by the fainter.  Make sure they pay up before you catch them from falling on the hard floor.  Hey!  That gives me an idea!  I think I'll go in with a box of tissues for the "typical" cryers!

Answer 2

Whatever you do...don't forget your boots!!  It will get deep quick.