Do you think I will survive the night? If not, I will miss some of you?

Question

I live across the street from Mylan Puskar Stadium, where the West Virginia Mountaineers are playing their first game of the season tomorrow.

The parking lot is now full of drunken 'eers fans, who will continue to drink for the next 24 hours.

If you don't know anything about West Virginia, let me tell you that we take football very, very seriously..

we have a tradition of rioting.. more specifically, a tradition of stealing couches from people's homes and setting them on fire.. here is an example:

http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/West%20Virginia%20Burning%20Couch.jpg

here is an example of one of our riots:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSGFiA3kO-Q

If I am dragged from my home tonight and killed in a riot, I will miss some of you

Answer 1

I live in Alabama, we take football seriously to.

Good luck surviving the night.

Edit - Forgot to add Roll Tide.

Roll Tide!

Answer 2

I feel you will survive. You have so far, to know so much about WV.

I hope they win - winning helps make everyone happy i hope! If they loose I guess be ready to flee...

lol, the firemen have seen all this before. The video looked like a nice party. I can't tell how the crowd is during a loss - that's be the start of real bad time.

Answer 3

U got to get prepared for this stuff, man! U knew it was coming. U got to get a couple of big dogs and some pepper spray and some bats and yes, a good shot gun! Good Luck!!

Answer 4

Fellow west Virginian

I wish you wouldn't try so hard to reinforce our negative stereotypes.

Answer 5

And that's why I live in Oregon...

People here are too busy chaining themselves to trees to riot about football.

Best of luck anyway.

Wow, that video...

How drunk can they get before they pass out over there?

Answer 6

Too bad you don't have a sawed off shotgun.  And a question, why doesn't the fire department turn those hoses onto the rioters to break them up?  There is such things as crowd control.

Answer 7

Assuming this happens every year, why don't you own a shotgun?

Answer 8

good luck young lady...i live in ELKINS...

Answer 9

good luck! try turning all the lights on and blasting loud music. It might give the impression that there is a lot of people inside and will stay away.

Answer 10

i will miss you dude, people and sports there fudging crazy its just a game they have no control over it

Answer 11

Why do Christians think pagans/witches are such bad people if they witnessed that?!

I want to apologize for any earlier impression I had of you on an earlier question/answer - you must be truly upset and with very good reason.

Sickening, example of people at their very worst!

Answer 12

Wanna borrow my Doberman? She doesn't bite, but looks scary.