Do you think Michael Phelps would win as many medals if he didn't get to tuck his big Dumbo ears into his cap?

Question

I bet they would slow him down a lot.

Answer 1

I bet they'd come in handy in say..the long jump huh?

(don't be hating on him just because your wife wants to bang him)  wink

Answer 2

Did you treat your body like an amusement park after watching men swim?

Answer 3

somebody is jealous  

Answer 4

No... his swim cap is not what makes him fast - it is the 6 hours, 6 days a week hardcore training, heart, motivation and ability that makes him great. He could have ears the size of pancakes and still be the fastest in the pool!

I wish you all the luck in the world in the Olympics Phelps! =)

Answer 5

Shut up! I think he has cute ears.

You're so jealous!

Edit: I think "Me" is hitting on you... SWEET!

Oh Sandy...*sigh* I think he needs a towelling...doesn't he have the cutest lil hiney?

Answer 6

^ ^ ^ ^ Lilbit, I think he is calling us for towel duties!!

His ears??  Wow, I didn't know he had those!!  I guess I was too busy watching is well defined back, shoulder, chest and abd muscles slice through the water to kick butt at every wall turn to notice.  Hmmmmph.  I wonder if he needs a towel??

Are you JEALOUS, GCG, that he looks better in Spandex than you do??  What are you doing watching him anyhow?  You g*y or something?  lol

GO MICHAEL!!

GO TEAM USA!!

Sandy  :O)

Answer 7

Yeah........... I bet you look better......

Answer 8

can you swim better?

he's the best swimmer in the world. i doubt his ears could hold him back.

p.s. they are not "big dumbo."

Answer 9

who is Michael Phelps?

Answer 10

ahah... he has 2 caps!!!!  

Answer 11

**whispers** I wouldn't be admitting that you've been watching men's swimming

Answer 12

Sounds like a bit of "Spandex Envy" going on, ehhh?

Answer 13

He is ugly for such an athletic guy and his ears are gross.  

Answer 14

Someone sounds jealous.

Answer 15

is someone jealous?

Answer 16

Why are you so rude???  What he has done and what he is doing is remarkable, and he is working with what he was given by his parents.  I am sure he would prefer not to have large ears, big feet, and teeth that seem to large for his mouth, but he didn't have a choice, as we don't either.  So he works with what he has.

It sounds a though you are extremely jealous of his abilities!  How many gold medals do you have?  How many world records have you broken or created?  What a spoiled sport!  Wow!  If you don't want to watch the Olympics, don't, just don't make fun of anyone!