Do you think NIPS is really full of Octopii goo?

Question

Is he the spreader of goo throughout the Hockey World?

Answer 1

Well, if a piece of NIPS flew off and hit me in my face, I wouldn't fine him 10K for it.....well, it depends on what piece.

Answer 2

LoL!  If he is, i have yet to see him get goo in the Y/A hockey section and get it on Y/A users as it goes by. Furthermore, if the goo freezes in the hockey section, I really don't see how it creates a potentially hazardous situation for us Y/A regulars here.  It's tradition to have NIPS here and I find it ludicrous that he could possibly cause one of us hockey section answerers to  blow out an answer to a question from getting caught on some frozen gunk!

Answer 3

Yes I do. Sometimes it is sticky sweet and other times just gross

With all this talk of gooey nips and me being the only woman that answered so far I am feeling funny now. LOL

Answer 4

You know, I never thought of that. I think you're right! Huh, it all makes sense, I now know the secret ingredient of his dutch ovens, back from his "Dutch Ovener" days.....

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Copas: come on man! Who doesn't like a set of gooey nips? lmao!

Answer 5

Yes, and Joe is the ultimate spreader of bull____

:D   lol ;)

oh and puckbunnies just..well.............. spread  eww!

lmao @ Nipster!

Answer 6

LOL-- DAMMIT-- Mike stole my exact answer...   No Kaka-- I was fixing to put that--- its all good.... LMAO...

Nips and Goo are two words to NEVER be used in the same sentence again...  

Ever....

ROTFLMFAO Mike--- LLLLLMAO--- Well-- that answers "that" question..  And No cuddling afterward either--Right??

Gooey Nips are HAWT!!!!!!!!!

Answer 7

Its a highly known fact that NIPS lives nowhere near a large body of water. So I think Octopii goo is out. As far as other forms of GOO... I know he used to "Huff" Shoo-goo, but I dont think vapors constitute goo-ness! Other forms of goo do come from that mans body at inopportune times. Thank god he is sterile! So I believe GOO is a part of his life at many times, personal and shared (right Jenni?).... so that leads me to believe that he cant be full of GOO as his goo expectorates from his body frequently.

As far as the spreader of GOO.... I shall plead the 5th.... I dont kiss and tell (right Jenni?)

Answer 8

Only his mustache.

Answer 9

Yes, its the secret ingredient he adds to the Fluffernutter sandwich.

Sorry, there were just too many possibilities!

Answer 10

I presonally think of him as the Leprechaun at the end of the rainbow.

Answer 11

hes like santa but instead of presents he brings goo down ur chimneys

but santas not real

so if Nips is like Santa

that means Nips is a figment of our imagination

Answer 12

The zamboni is a hybrid. It runs on 100% octopus goo.