I locked myself out of my house, and as I was looking for my key, my friend Krystle (she's just a friend) who lives around the corner came by and stopped.
She comes along with her friend Sharon (a bigger girl) and I tell them my dilemma.
After joking for a bit, Krystle distracts me while Sharon yanks down my shorts & boxers!! She then pushes me and steals them from me as they run laughing out of my yard.
They teasingly hold my shorts & undies away from my reach, as I watch from the other side of my white picket fence.
Then, when I turn around, Sharon grabs my t-shirt and RIPS it right off my body!!!
They laughed hysterically as they realized I was now trapped BUTT NAKED!!!
Sharon says "Hope you have sunscreen, ADAM!" (referring to Adam & Eve) as they hop in car and drive off laughing!!!
They leave me out to the mercy of the sun for 2 hours...finally showing up with a spare key...and NO clothes.
So my last humiliation was Krystle & Sharon laughing at my naked butt
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