Do you think humor has a place in this travel section, or does it insult your intelligence?

Question

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Mc Cain were flying to a debate.

Barack looked at Hillary, Chuckled and said, 'You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy. ' < BR>

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.'

What do you think Annt?

Answer 1

Love it! Thanks.

Sincerely,

Ms. Miche ; })

Answer 2

Firslty, no humour doesnt have a place in such a serious section, and secondly, when you steal already widely known jokes, get them right

Answer 3

(smiles)

Jokes are always welcome to lighten the mood around here, provided they are tasteful and not racist.

Answer 4

Felix, the candidates in your joke were clearly traveling, so the joke is acceptable.

(Seriously, I like it! )

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There are less than 6 months until the U.S. Elections that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.  

All Americans who wish to express national solidarity are getting together  to show support for the candidates of their choice. All are asked to join this effort, Democrats and Republicans alike.

If you support the policies and character of John McCain, please drive with your headlights on during the day.  If you support Obama or Hillary, please drive with your headlights off at night.  



*No political message intended.

Answer 5

humour is always welcome

thanks for sharing

Answer 6

LMAO....

Good one!!!!!

Answer 7

Technically, I suppose that jokes should not be here. There is a section devoted to jokes. Also, your joke had nothing to do with Israel, so it especially doesn&#039;t belong here.

That said, I liked the joke. I have not heard it before and I thought it was quite funny, especially since I&#039;m from the U.S. All the candidates are not good candidates. We are going to have to vote for the least bad, AGAIN.

That means we should vote for Obama, because he will be the candidate and he is much, MUCH less bad than McCain. I don&#039;t want a right wing fanatic with a bad temper in charge of &quot;the button.&quot;

What does insult my intelligence is all the politial stuff here. That really has no place in a travel group. I have reported it to Yahoo, and none of the ones I reported have been removed. That tells me that Yahoo finds it acceptable, even if I don&#039;t. They own this site, so it is their call.

I also notice that the pro-Palistinian posts are full of hate. Both sides are often biased, but the anti-Jew and anti-Israel posts are often totally biased. They are often based on half truths or even total lies.

One was rather ironic. It criticized Obama for a speech that they said was anti-Palistinian. I read the speech since the &quot;question&quot; had a link to it. He was totally supportive of the Palistinians. What he did not do was bash Israel. To Palistinians, that means he is pro-Israel.

That is such a distortion. They think that the only pro-Palistinian position is anti-Jew and anti-Israel. And we wonder why the hatred keeps going on.

Answer 8

I thought them 300 millions.

Old joke it was originally about E. Olmert, E. Barak and Natenyaho

Answer 9

Yes humor is better than the hate that is usually displayed here. Thank you for recycling old humor that you slightly messed up. To answer you last question,you shouldn&#039;t worry about those afflicted with multiple personality disorder. They can only help themselves if they choose to.