Do you think if you made an atheist eat coconut cream pies for a year, would they still be an atheists?

Question

(((Danielle!)))

Answer 1

"still be an atheists"

Dude, I should know better than to read your questions while drinking a cup of coffee. I'll send you the dry-cleaning bill for The Nolte's Hawaiian shirt.

Answer 2

yes, just a fatter one.  

Answer 3

RECYCLE ALL CANS AND BOTTLES AND PAPERS.....LOL

DONT JUDGE.....HOW ABOUT THAT??

oh sorry i m answering the wrong ques here.....

for this one well they might..

Answer 4

Do we have to eat them while being lost in the woods?

Answer 5

I'd be fat, probably sick and still an atheist.

Answer 6

((Manuel))

People making fun of idiots makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Answer 7

Please don't make me eat coconut cream pie for a year, please anything but that...  I'd rather live in the forest off the land for a year LOL

Answer 8

Yes, but I hate coconuts. There is no Intelligent Design. They are hard to get into and I don't like them anyway. What would happen if they ate a banana like the one Kirk Cameron had?

Deist

Answer 9

Nope, I'd be a coconist of course!

...would I be able to get pina coladas thrown in as well?

Answer 10

Yeah, but probably atheists with a jihad against the manufacturers of coconut cream pies.

Answer 11

Absolutely. I mean... who could hang on to their faith with Ginger Rogers moving those hips and jiggling those ta~tas like that everywhere she goes! And the Professor.. I mean, he can make a radio out of cocounut shells.... who needs a messiah when you have him around.

Answer 12

I think I have enough fat to coast for a few months so I'd spend that time finding ways to hunt. Or is this like that scene from se7en?

Answer 13

lol?

Answer 14

possibly... i would probably die before the end, though (no protein, iron, etc.) and i would probably commit suicide. i hate coconut.

Answer 15

No way.

Surely they would think they had died and gone to heaven !

; )

Answer 16

I'd still be an atheist, but I'd hate coconut cream pies by the end of the year.

Answer 17

I seriously doubt that! I'd have that cream all over me, reveling in the love that God, through the human form of Jesus...or in this case, a coconut cream pie, has brought down upon my face!  Sweet Jesus!!! I'm totally hot for God just thinking about it!!!!

Answer 18

No, hehe that's funny I don't think they would be athiests anymore.

Answer 19

yea, and fat

Answer 20

ewew@coconut cream pies.

Answer 21

no silly, they will find jesus in the pie

Answer 22

lol. fat athiest.

Answer 23

Yes.