Do you think it's weird.....?

Question

That my entire house is covered with Christmas lights and animal mounts on the inside? My stuck up heifer neighbor said it looks like a white trash freak show....should I go over there and dump some molasses on her front porch?

Answer 1

No just take it out on the bacon!!

mmmmm

Answer 2

Nah...if you wanna get back at your neighbor put some horse S**t infront of their door...they will get the hint

Answer 3

lmao,sure go for it

Answer 4

Just wait till you go hunting again........ then after gutting out your kill leave the guts on her front porch. Molasses would be a good start in the mean time.

Answer 5

No fatty would only l**k it up with her jalopy ginormous tongue~~! Why do something she will enjoy~~! I so love your style~~!

Answer 6

Well, I don't even f*cking care.

because I dont know you.

Answer 7

Next time you have a large gut pile dump it on her porch.

Why take down Christmas lights.

You just have to put them up again next year.

Heck you could take another chance of falling off the roof.

from Oklahoma

Answer 8

Tell her to go **** herself.  

Answer 9

She's jealous, don't bother with her.

Answer 10

Just knock the cinder blocks out from under their puck-up truck

Answer 11

Molasses is not what I would dump on the front porch but to each their own.

Answer 12

nah kill her wit kindness

Answer 13

It would be simpler to annex her.

Throw a barbecue, invite fifty or sixty friends and call everybody Bubba.

Before you know it your neighbor will be your in law.  

Answer 14

Choke 'em with the Christmas lights! lol

Answer 15

yes and bring some p**p for her window.