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Do you think jesus can lower gas prices?

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LOL no even if he existed
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He doesn't care about anything anymore

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He can, but does he WANT to? Seems to me that JC should want to because then his cattle would have more money for tithing. Someone should write him a strongly worded e-mail.
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In the bible it talks about cities being desolate.
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Gustav's about to raise them for everyone. Is everyone forgetting about the great tribulation we are going to go through? You haven't seen anything yet. The tribulation that the Jews in Jerusalem went through had them eating their own children to stay alive.
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Yes.
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Ignoring your satirical ridicule of Christ, yes he could if he wanted to.
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i hate when people ask these stupid questions and they know that they will receive stupid answers but then they turn in people to yahoo answers for the answers that they have given

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no but I can. I plan to farm teenagers for there oil
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If God told him to, yes.

But they are letting things get bad, to their dismay.
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No, but if god makes the weather, it would appear as though he's planning to raise them.
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Is anything too hard for God....that is a verse of scripture in the bible. and it is so true. God does care about the high price of gas and the high price of groceries as a result of gas prices.

if all America prayed for lower gas prices who knows what might happen!!
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*drink*

Maybe if he existed.
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Read what this guy said would happen to gas prices and this was back in 1985.

http://www.near-death.com/storm.html

It's towards the end but it's worth the wait.
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is this the best that your brain could do?
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My bet's are on Buddha
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yeah.. if you pray harder and change your wicked ways
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When he decomposed there may have been the bye product of natural gas. However, the quantity would be insignificant. It's doubtful that even if he was buried rather than rise to wherever, it wouldn't have affected the gas prices regardless of the quality of the gas.
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Jesus is a proper noun, so it should be capitalized.

Don't let it happen again!
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I see high gas prices as punishment for America's growing degree of insane sin and evil. No honestly, ask him.
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Only if he can get his minions to pee petro!
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