Do you think my friend is contributing substantially to global warming?

Question

He has a reputation for being able to clear a room in a few seconds using his 'emissions'.

I'm all but convinced that, had we started to bottle the offending gasses, Australia would not have had to sign the Kyoto agreement. But then again, if we had, we could've had other nations' armed forces snooping about looking for our 'chemical / biological weapons'.

I'm thinking about writing to the EPA (Environmental Protection Authority), but I'm not sure how they would respond.

(p.s. I really hope that no-one takes the question seriously, but I'm very interested to see your answers)

Answer 1

this isnt really a question....you gave the answer

Answer 2

let's see, well, all that methane, why not set up something to power,like, a house or something?!

He could get rich!

(of course I know your not serious)

maybe, if they set him up with a bunch of little hamsters on a little wheel, who knows? He could light a TOWN!

just...no one strike a match around him,ok?

Answer 3

There's a wonderful product called Beano that can raise his emissions standards. Also cutting out the beer and cheese would help.  You'll thank me later.

Answer 4

correct.

Answer 5

Well isn't that attractive... :D

Answer 6

You have too much time on your hands.