Do you think selling refurbished flying carpets to the UK be a lucrative business?

Question

I know a bloke in Suffolk that sells used Bedpans.

Answer 1

Guido knows you're making a joke.

Suffolk isn't a real place.

Answer 2

Hey!

Every true warrior knows that "brand new bedpans" can mean the difference between "life & death" out in the field of war...

You want a bedpan do be "tried & true," and smoothed down from use, so as not to "chaff" or "backfire" during a major tank battle or machine gun firefight...

(So...more power to that "Suffolk Bedpan" patriot...God Bless him, and his contribution to a "smooth" battlefield colon victory...I'm saluting him right now...)

Answer 3

Flying carpets are the only ones you will sell in the UK. Ideally you need ones that hover about six inches above the accumulating detritus of straw, *** butts, and excreta. If you have some that will do that then you could make a fortune in Suffolk as the locals know a labour saving device when they see one, hence the success of Dr. Penfold's "Pedalwipe" the seatless bicycle toilet inspired by the Tyrolean machine.

Answer 4

Oh yep, you can make lots of dough off them if they are antiques.  Aren't they a bunch of prudes over there anyway?

Answer 5

I would advise against it.  You leave yourself open to too much liability if one of those rebuilt rags craps out in midair.

Answer 6

Be careful who you call a prude.

We take our bedpans

Deadpan.

Flying carpets, that's very new

Refurbish one for me

and modify it too.

Pimp my new ride

with Harpo horns, high speed,

Air skirting, and dangle balls

Don't forget to add Smooth Glide.

I'll have pillows, a lamp

A recliner that's blue

I'll need a covered trailer

To haul the carpets for you.