Do you think that dollar store aluminum foil works as well as brand name at keeping out the alien mind control

Question

I mean, I have to keep making a new hat at 6:20 everyday, and it's starting to get expensive.

Answer 1

I don't think the aliens would know that it is dollar store aluminum foil.

Answer 2

Based on the likelihood of either of them a. working at all for blocking more than heat escape, or b. the likelihood of this ever being tested, I would have to say:

Yes.

For most other uses, as a cook, I can vouch for the superiority of brand name foil and plastic wrap.

Answer 3

It's a well-known fact that the cheaper the aluminum foil, the more effective it is.

You want proof?

The President of the US should be able to afford the most expensive aluminum foil... yet it is seriously obvious that aliens are controlling him.

Answer 4

dude, where have you been...

aluminum foil AMPLIFIES the alien mind control signals, and this has been conclusively proven in my source link

Answer 5

Neither works. To be free of alien mind control, you have to buy your foil from me.

Answer 6

Dollar store aluminum foil is much thinner than name brand aluminum foil. It isn't as good at lining pans and I frequently had to double up to keep it from tearing. I'm sure aliens and the government can transmit mind control waves through that substandard material. You may as well splurge and buy the good kind.