Well, so I really want to go to this school because I've heard about the awesome parties there. My parents will pay for everything and will give me any car I want as an award for my "achievements."
I am concerned with my grades, maybe they're not enough so I wrote in my college essay amazing things that I have never done, but who cares? I only wanna party and get druuuuuunk with my fellas.
I even chose an easy major, who cares about school? We'll all die anyways!!!
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