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Do you think that this joke is funny ??

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Joke: What do a grape and an elephant have in common?

Answer: They're both purple, EXCEPT for the elephant!

i was DYING laughing

when i first hear it. XD

the best joke ever.

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  2. that was the stupidest ive ever heard in my opinion

  3. Wow!!! Lmao! Its so stupid but thats what makes it funny!!! I'm sorry but i love that joke! omg lmao! Love it! So stupid and retarded but its gold!!!!!!!!! xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD

  4. HAHAHHAHAHA

    oh my god,

    i have no idea why,

    but i just cracked up.

    hahah,

    wanna hear another one?

    "there once was a man named Mr.Shoemaker, and he did not make shoes."

    hahaha

    that one kills me

  5. 2 muffins are in an oven

    muffin 1 "man, its hot in here"

    muffin 2  "akkk a talking muffin!!!!"

  6. no sorry i think its a bad joke no offense

  7. hahahahaha they're both purple EXCEPT for the elephant!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA brb, just getting a pen, i need to write that one down!

  8. It's not all that funny just a little.

                           J J

  9. THAT WAS HILARIOUS

  10. no...

    but i know a similar one.

    Q: why do elephants paint their toenails?

    A: idk why

    Q: to hide in jellybean jars. Have you ever seen an elephant in a jellybean jar?

    A: uhh no?

    Q: works doesnt it ;)

  11. i don't get it and i like read it ten times. so i asked my mom and she didn't get it either. and so i asked my dad and he didn't gte it either. the both must be really stupid or is it that the thing dosn't make sense and thats funny? Well if thats it, its stupid. Sorry.

  12. THAT IS THE BEST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!

    i laughed so hard and told every body around me to come check it out and they all packed their dacks to!

  13. Ummm.....yeah (note the sarcasm).

  14. Its ridiculously funny in and extremely stupid way!!!

  15. No, this is not funny.  

  16. i think that is the dumb joke. i saw no laugher in my face

  17. No not really. return the favor?

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

  18. THIS JOKE IS FOR  HEAD START CHILDREN ONLY...... & EVEN THEN:  IT'S LAME!

  19. it has to be said at the right time your having a good time with some friends laugh and talking and at a spontaneous moment totally random some one says it it would be hilarious  

  20. haha (sarcastically).....

  21. it's ******* terrible

  22. um not really. maybe because i'm reading it not hearing it

  23. ahahaaaaaa. i have one for you:

    So there are two muffins inside an oven. One muffin said "Man it's hot in here," and the other said "Holy c**p! A talking muffin!"

  24. *excited* ♪

    so......when are you gunna tell the joke?

    ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪...

    FAIL

  25. Awesome!!!

  26. Lol tht is lame... but funny


  27. a stupid funny

  28. boooo

  29. hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

    answer: thank u 4 make me laugh!!!

    love it

  30. That isn't funny at all. Not even a little bit.

  31. That's pretty good. It's similar to the classic, 'What's orange and sounds like a parrot?' -'A carrot!' Of course, the best one-liner ever is, 'Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?...He was dead!  

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