Do you think the Major League will eventually have to ban pitchers from throwing psi balls?

Question

If they banned corked bats, seems like they'd have to ban psi balls as well.

Answer 1

I sure hope so! Have you ever tried to hit one with a bat? Forgetaboutit!!!

Wait a second! What if we made some psi bats? I bet you could knock a psi ball into space!

OK. I think it's time for you to write a nice letter about psi balls to MLB. I'm sure they would love to hear from someone about this.

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Answer 2

How can they  throw something that is imaginary? So how can they ban it if it's not real?

Answer 3

Good question,I think it's asked too late.The Majors are already infested with paranormal athletes.The whole steroid scandal is a sandbag.As in everyday life psychics are all over the place.Impacting everything we do.Football is just as bad.Look at the last two winning quarterbacks.Where did there father play?New Orleans that's where!Can anyone doubt Voodoo was involved in those games?

Answer 4

Interesting twist on reality. Don't you think your imagination is on overdrive? PSI Balls do NOT look like baseballs and would be VERY obvious if thrown. PSI balls are pure psychic energy, leave a light trail when thrown and usually glow bright white or electric blue.

Answer 5

u have got to be kidding me =l

Answer 6

Oh, absolutely.

They also need to disallow third base coaches who have ESP.  Can you imagine the advantage you would have knowing it advance whether or not the pitch will be a strike?