Do you think the Queen has 5 a day to cope with her chronic constipation?

Question

Do you think the Queen has 5 a day to cope with her chronic constipation?

Answer 1

What queen????

Answer 2

Yeah the old dear's looked a bit bunged up for a while. It's a bugger buying the right grub when you struggle on a state pension.

Answer 3

Didn't know she had that problem. Probably should take ex-lax that would sort the Royal bottom.

Answer 4

Not 5 a -day . . . just one old shrivelled banana ....courtesy of Phil the Greek . . .

Answer 5

Sorry I'm late don't want to upset BP.

Just goes to show pampered and work shy she may be but she still has problems.

Answer 6

What queen?  Five a what??  And who cares anyway?