and just turned it into a story? I kinda used it already and got a lot of laughs from the hand gestures.... I think this old joke isn't pantented or anything. It's like the chicken crossing the road, just less popular.
"I was at Philippines. [Talk about being stuffed with 19 other Filipinos in the back of a vehicle, then I get off the vehicle] So much smoke in the air. I inhaled so much that I believe I saw what appeared to be a midget running in the grass! I was like "Woah, look at that guy go!" While he was running, he was laughing and I was wondering what the h**l was that all about. So I imagined myself as short and started running in the grass. And I understood why. The grass was tickling his balls! Maybe tickling his @55 here and there, but the balls is what was getting him!"
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