Do you think there's any way London can compete with the Beijing Olympics?

Question

I really think they have their work cut out for them. Here's a short list of things they'll need to accomplish to even come close!! -

* Torturing humans who voice out against the government

* Issuing fake passports to female gymnasts who would otherwise be disqualified for their age

* Refusal to provide event tickets to parents of competitors from foreign countries, causing some parents like R. Adlington's to miss their kid's gold-medal events

* Ordering thousands of citizens to spend 2 months without pay to comb out hundreds of miles (est. 670 tons) of algae bloom slicks out of the water from mass pollution

* Detaining and deporting visitors who voice out against government policies

* Ordering food servers in the Olympic Village to pull dog meat off the menu

* Removing the opening ceremony's female anthem singer and replacing her with a 7 year-old stand-in to lip synch because she's "pretty" enough

* Constructing 60-foot partition walls with forest scenes on them to hide the catastrophic environmental state of their city

* Influencing judges to produce heavily biased subjective scores in gymnastics

* Having tremendous breaches in security in order to allow an easily apprehendable crazy nut stab 2 visiting tourists from another country and kill one

This will be tough - get to work, London!!! =D

Answer 1

Calm down. You simply hate China too much. Some of your points are just jokes. Please do not make us look bad.

Answer 2

Can you ask this question a 3rd time please?

Answer 3

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

London has heaps of work to do!!!

Answer 4

youve already asked this question

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

i know its a long question but asking it once is good enough now your just attention seeking

Answer 5

It will be pretty hard to do that. I was particularly pissed off at the gymnasts who apparently change their age at convenience. Last year they were 13 and now they suddenly just to 16 based on newspapers, cache files that they tried to delete, etc. The judges aren't just Chinese, though. They did disfavor the American women, giving some lower scores on the balance beam, but overall it was fair. A good few of those are true, though.

Well, they did have a spectacular  opening ceremony. Like 20,000 people to create it. Well, like the creator said, China has the people and the resources to put up such a show. Really awesome show  

Answer 6

Actually you forgot something. How about getting the Olympics in the first place by promising to promote more freedom for their people and complete freedom for every visitor, and instead making the Olympic comittee swallow a few toads and settle for baning demonstrations, blocking websites and keep a very tight leash on every reporter in the country.haha. If only it were funny...