Do you think these are funny newspaper headlines...

Question

dunno if they are all true but they amused me

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

4. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

5. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

6. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

7. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

8. Bush Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

9. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

10. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

11. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

12. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

13. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

14. War Dims Hope for Peace

15. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

16. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

17. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

18. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

19. Politicians to act on London Strip shows

20. Police fear headless corpse may be dead man

thanks 4 looking enjoy ya 2 points

Answer 1

yeah, number 20 is the best  

Answer 2

You are a SCREAM! I especially enjoyed #6. Thanks for the tickle. :o) ♥ ∞

Answer 3

i love the last one :D

gemma, xx (thanks, made me smile)

Answer 4

Very good! would be great if they were all true

Answer 5

Yes, thank you.

Answer 6

love number 6 XD

thts jus jokes >.<

Answer 7

They're all funny, especially the last one.

Answer 8

They are very good

Answer 9

They are all good.

Answer 10

Thanks, I needed a laugh, just in from work and it was a long shift!

Answer 11

Love them. Especially number 5.

Answer 12

rofl

Answer 13

number 2,4,20, are funny...i didnt get a lot of them tho

Answer 14

some of them esspeccialy no2 lolz

Answer 15

local police are forced to act on show

(after it was discoverd an illegal s*x show being run in house)

Answer 16

i heard these years ago but there still funny

EDIT

you forgot crack found on governors daughter

Answer 17

Yes, very good.

Answer 18

cool

Answer 19

hahaa yes i like number 2.. did u make these up?

FUNNY! HAHAHA!

Answer 20

Thank-you they're good laughs.

Answer 21

These are so funny, where did you find there?  I would love to forward them to friends!

Answer 22

Thanks for sharing.Number 6 and 12 best laughs I had all day!