Do you think these are funny

Question

1 Why should you never swim on a full stomach? Because it's easier to swim in water!

2 What do you get when you cross a math teacher and a crab? Snappy answers!

3 How do you make a hippo float? Two scoops of ice cram, some root-beer, and a hippo.

4 How is music like ice skating? If you don't "C sharp" you'll "B flat."

5 What would you get if you crossed a cocker spaniel, a French poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle-boo!

6 What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says,"Spit out that gum right now," and a train sais," Chew, chew, chew!"

7 What did Geoge Wasington say to his men before crossing the Deleware? "Get in the boat."

8 Why did the rooster cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off.

9 Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

10. There are three kinds of kids on the internet: those who can count, and those who can't.

Answer 1

Brilliant - absolutely loved them!

starred *

Answer 2

some of the jokes were funny and other were kinda old.

Answer 3

they were a 3 out of 10

Answer 4

meh kinda corny no offence now can somene please answer my question !

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind...

Answer 5

I liked 3 the best (=

Answer 6

10 is the funniest.

Answer 7

good,i like it

Answer 8

NO.

Answer 9

Not funny at all.  

Answer 10

Not Funny Sry =[

Answer 11

not all that a bit childish a list here is one for you enjoy and the last one believe U are unique>>>>>>>>

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just bugger off and leave me alone.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre.

The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

s*x is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Answer 12

its just a bunch of cheesy jokes.......i thought # 5 was supposed to be What would you get if you crossed a cocker spaniel, a French poodle, and s****. doo? A cocker-poodle-doo!

Ive heard #6 wayyy to many times!

Answer 13

Not so much, sorry.

Answer 14

5, 6, & 10 are cute but theyre all pretty cheezy

Answer 15

Some were funny and some were groanworthy!

(hey, I invented a new word)

Answer 16

Ha ha ha.!!!

Cheers mate.!!!

Answer 17

no