Do you think these childhood memories are at least a bit funny?

Question

I have to present three funny facts that has happened to me in front of the whole class and i was wondering if you think these are the tiniest bit funny.

p.s. if your going to be rude do not answer it then.

1. When i was 6 we were at the fair with my parents and we walked through one of the sheds with all the cows face in and so their butts face out. I was standing there smiling because my dad was taking a picture and all of a sudden the cow just smacked me to the ground with its tail.

2. i was alone in the car and i was in the front seat once and i dont think my parents knew i was in the front seat, because they were in the house, but i was curious about the stick shift so i tried it out and i ended up going backwards and crashing into a tree and i pretty much ruined the car.

3. i was about 5 and i was in the park with my mom and i was playing with the squirrels but i dont think the squirrel i was playing with liked me very much or i was bugging him a lot, but suddenly the squirrel just scratched my entire arm so i dont go around squirrels much any more

Answer 1

very funny! quite a childhood!

Answer 2

Thats the funniest (and most painful) childhood ever!

Answer 3

lol your childhoods hilarious

Answer 4

lol,

I liked the 1st & 3rd one,

but I think the 2nd one happens to the most of us :-)

Answer 5

2 and 3 is my everyday life!

(i did 2 more than once)

Answer 6

This gives new meaning to "I laugh at your pain!". xD

Answer 7

Me and you must be related cause I swear #2 was the only one that happened to me! I had to experiment with a stick shift also! =)