Do you think these jokes are funny?

Question

Posse, I had to put it in question form because of that nasty reportor/thumbs down fairy, but heres some jokes for allyuh :)

*A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

"For best results, put on two coats".

*Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.

First Blonde:

"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Second Blonde:

Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!

No offence to blondes, their just jokes.

Answer 1

very cute, i like the one about the 2 blonds and the car lol

Answer 2

hahaa i love them! :)

Answer 3

Funny stuff! I like it. You can never have enough of dem Blondie jokes..lol.

Answer 4

yuh ar$e LOL !!! big fan eh ....well yes

Answer 5

Haha... lol

Hottadanpepa... urs are funny as well!!!

Answer 6

She turned off the big fan lol that was funny.

Answer 7

Id give it a 7/10

BEST ANSWER? :)

Answer 8

These blondes are really dumb, l would've taken the two coats put them on the coat hanger and then Trinisam would've been a big fan of mine! duh! Good one Sam.

Answer 9

fall out of the chair funny!

Answer 10

loooooooool, hehehehhe. good one.  and since we sharing blonde jokes.........lol

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.

The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.

She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated."What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she aid.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"She says, "Why officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out," he says. She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"

Answer 11

hahaaaa... good ones!!!!

never hear these before!

i know what u mean, mine get deleted, hahahaaaaaaaaaaa....