AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
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> Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold
them while you chop.
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> Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
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> For high blood=2 0pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few
minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
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> A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling
over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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> If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid
to cough.
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> You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and
should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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> Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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> If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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> Daily Thought:
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> SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A
SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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