Do you think this joke is funny? Can you think of better?

Question

Q. how do you get a pikachu onto the bus?

A. poke im on.

Answer 1

That has cobwebs hanging off it!

In reply to the second answer...

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?

Douglas!

BUAHAAAHAAAAHAAA

um...

What did the egg say after he got booed off stage after his comedy act?

I don't get it...that was my best yolk!!

HAHA

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers!

heehee

What do you call a girl with a football in her?

Annet

lol hope these are good

Answer 2

not funny at all

Answer 3

it's okay...

Answer 4

LOL

Answer 5

Its old. i can only think of rude ones so im not going to put them on here just incase the little kids read it!

Answer 6

what kind of bee,s do you get milk from?

boobees

Answer 7

1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.

2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.

3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources.

4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest.

5. After 56 she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there but who gives a d**n?

Answer 8

its one my 10 year old son would come home with.

his latest is whats the definition of a toothbrush?

a giraffe with a hedgehog on his head!

Answer 9

funny

Answer 10

3 stars-not that good,but keep going.

Answer 11

my mom is still laughing....but i am not..though it is pretty good.....

Answer 12

What do you call a man under a car?...Jack.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?...Doug.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?...Cliff.

A little boy answers the door..."Da-ad, there's a man at the door with a bill."

"Don't be silly, son, it must be a duck with a hat on."

Answer 13

Lol :)

Answer 14

Not that funny, had a little ''giggle''

Answer 15

its only like 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000... funny out of 1000

Answer 16

thats an average joke

Answer 17

sooooo funny i forgot to laugh